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Shas & Dave feat. Charlie Mullins MBE and "Guest Toilet" - Bollocks to Brexit - Pimlico Plumbers' Flush Brexit Mix

from NOW, The Brexit Party ALBUM !! by Rage Against The Brexit Machine

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Charlie Mullins MBE : "Brexit's going to bugger the UK, like a blocked drain. It's time we flushed it. Bollocks to Brexit"

Bollocks to Brexit is written in the Chas & Dave "Mockney" style. We now know that Brexit is a "Dogs Dinner" and it must be stopped. Imagine "Margate" by Chas & Dave sung in an East End pub with punters soaked in Watneys' Red Barrel and cockles ... This version features the voice of Charlie Mullins MBE, CEO of Pimlico Plumbers and a guest toilet.

Find our other songs at Rage Against The Brexit Machine brexitrage.com

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INTRO

Charlie Mullins : Brexit's going to bugger the UK, like a blocked drain. It's time we flushed it. Bollocks to Brexit

Brexshit, Brexit, Brexshit, Brexit, Ave a banana

VERSE 1

Well I've been goin' down the Brexit food bank for a while
While Jacob Rees-Mogg ‘ee’s dining out in style
The Banks are leaving Blighty and Dad’s Army’s on the streets
Whilst us poor buggers stay to fight on Brexit plates of meat

CHANT

Eggs and Gammon, No Smoked Salmon, Traffic jammin’, Bloody Spammin’

CHORUS

I'm really sick of Brexit, Why don't you fade away, I wanna find the exit, Please 'elp me Mrs May

VERSE 2

Well I’ve bin’ tryin’ to score some drugs for my dia-betes
But I still can’t buy no bog roll for me Brexit faeces
And I can’t afford a crib in Maracheeses (fake Spanish town)
I might as well end it all in Bognor Regis

CHANTS

Diabetes, Mega faeces, Runny cheeses, Big diseases
Russian geezers, in “Bognor Reges”, Lemon squeezers, Trump appeasers

CHORUS

I'm really sick of Brexit, Why don't you fade away, I wanna find the exit, Please 'elp me Mrs May

VERSE 3

My wife’s avin’ a midlife Brexistential crisis
While me bruvver says I’ve joined Remainiac Isis
In football speak, Brexit was a quarter finalist
Theresa may need to see a Brexit psychiatrist

CHANTS

Customs Union, Big delusion, Is Arlene Foster even ‘uman?
Barclays Bank, J. Arthur Rank, Aaron Banks, Sherman Tank
Soviet Union, Trump communion, Is this love or Brexit confusion?

CHORUS

I'm really sick of Brexit, Why don't you fade away, I wanna find the exit, Please 'elp me Mrs May

© Peter Cook, Rage Against The Brexit Machine 2018 http://brexitrage.com

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from NOW, The Brexit Party ALBUM !!, track released October 14, 2018
Peter Cook - Songwriter, Production and all instruments

Rachel Ashley - Backing Vocals

Charlie Mullins MBE - Plumbing, Rapping

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I also write protest songs and books about Brexit and some unusual ambient / alternative compositions.

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