Corona has given us the one thing that Brexit could never do - a realistic preview of Brexit mayhem:
* Where toilet rolls are currency
* Where chicken drumsticks are traded in dark alleyways
* Where Pampers are on their third use
Bollocks to Brexit is written in the Chas & Dave "Mockney" style. We now know that Brexit is a "Dogs Dinner" and it must be stopped. Imagine "Margate" by Chas & Dave sung in an East End pub with punters soaked in Watneys' Red Barrel and cockles ... This version features the voice of Charlie Mullins MBE, CEO of Pimlico Plumbers and a guest toilet.
Find our other songs at Rage Against The Brexit Machine brexitrage.com
lyrics
INTRO
Charlie Mullins : Brexit's going to bugger the UK, like a blocked drain. It's time we flushed it. Bollocks to Brexit
Brexshit, Brexit, Brexshit, Brexit, Ave a Corona
VERSE 1
Well I've been goin' down the Brexit food bank for a while
While Jacob Rees-Mogg ‘ee’s dining out in style
Old gits are leaving Blighty and Dad’s Army’s on the streets
Whilst yobs are looting Tesco on their Brexit plates of meat
CHANT
Eggs and Gammon, No Smoked Salmon, Traffic jammin’, Pasta Famin'
CHORUS
I'm really sick of Brexit, Why don't you fade away, I wanna block the exit, Please 'elp me Boris J
Brexshit, Brexit, Brexshit, Brexit, Ave a Bojona
VERSE 2
Well I’ve bin’ tryin’ to score some drugs for my dia-betes
But I still can’t buy no bog roll for me Brexit faeces
And I can’t afford a crib in Maracheeses (fake Spanish town)
I might as well end it all in Bognor Regis
CHANTS
Diabetes, Mega faeces, Runny cheeses, Big diseases
Russian geezers, in “Bognor Reges”, Lemon squeezers, Trump appeasers
CHORUS
I'm really sick of Brexit, Why don't you fade away, I wanna block the exit, Please 'elp me Boris J
VERSE 3
My wife’s avin’ a midlife Brexistential crisis
While me bruvver says I’ve got the Corona Virus
In football speak, Brexit was a quarter finalist
Johnson may need to see a Brexit psychiatrist
CHANTS
Customs Union, Big delusion, Is Priti Patel even ‘uman?
Barclays Bank, J. Arthur Rank, Aaron Banks, Sherman Tank
Soviet Union, Trump communion, Is this love or Brexit confusion?
CHORUS
I'm really sick of Brexit, Why don't you fade away, I wanna block the exit, Please 'elp me Mrs May
Brexshit, Brexit, Brexshit, Brexit, Ave a Corona
The sophomore album from former session musician Imraan Paleker highlights his modern soul, alt-rock, jazz, and electronic sensibilities. Bandcamp New & Notable Oct 16, 2020