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Shas and Dave - A Far Right Cockney Corona Brexit Cock Up

from NOW, The Brexit Party ALBUM !! by Rage Against The Brexit Machine

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Corona has given us the one thing that Brexit could never do - a realistic preview of Brexit mayhem:

* Where toilet rolls are currency
* Where chicken drumsticks are traded in dark alleyways
* Where Pampers are on their third use

Bollocks to Brexit is written in the Chas & Dave "Mockney" style. We now know that Brexit is a "Dogs Dinner" and it must be stopped. Imagine "Margate" by Chas & Dave sung in an East End pub with punters soaked in Watneys' Red Barrel and cockles ... This version features the voice of Charlie Mullins MBE, CEO of Pimlico Plumbers and a guest toilet.

Find our other songs at Rage Against The Brexit Machine brexitrage.com

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INTRO

Charlie Mullins : Brexit's going to bugger the UK, like a blocked drain. It's time we flushed it. Bollocks to Brexit

Brexshit, Brexit, Brexshit, Brexit, Ave a Corona

VERSE 1

Well I've been goin' down the Brexit food bank for a while
While Jacob Rees-Mogg ‘ee’s dining out in style
Old gits are leaving Blighty and Dad’s Army’s on the streets
Whilst yobs are looting Tesco on their Brexit plates of meat

CHANT

Eggs and Gammon, No Smoked Salmon, Traffic jammin’, Pasta Famin'

CHORUS

I'm really sick of Brexit, Why don't you fade away, I wanna block the exit, Please 'elp me Boris J
Brexshit, Brexit, Brexshit, Brexit, Ave a Bojona

VERSE 2

Well I’ve bin’ tryin’ to score some drugs for my dia-betes
But I still can’t buy no bog roll for me Brexit faeces
And I can’t afford a crib in Maracheeses (fake Spanish town)
I might as well end it all in Bognor Regis

CHANTS

Diabetes, Mega faeces, Runny cheeses, Big diseases
Russian geezers, in “Bognor Reges”, Lemon squeezers, Trump appeasers

CHORUS

I'm really sick of Brexit, Why don't you fade away, I wanna block the exit, Please 'elp me Boris J

VERSE 3

My wife’s avin’ a midlife Brexistential crisis
While me bruvver says I’ve got the Corona Virus
In football speak, Brexit was a quarter finalist
Johnson may need to see a Brexit psychiatrist

CHANTS

Customs Union, Big delusion, Is Priti Patel even ‘uman?
Barclays Bank, J. Arthur Rank, Aaron Banks, Sherman Tank
Soviet Union, Trump communion, Is this love or Brexit confusion?

CHORUS

I'm really sick of Brexit, Why don't you fade away, I wanna block the exit, Please 'elp me Mrs May
Brexshit, Brexit, Brexshit, Brexit, Ave a Corona

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from NOW, The Brexit Party ALBUM !!, track released March 27, 2020
© Peter Cook, Rage Against The Brexit Machine 2020 brexitrage.com
From NOW, The Brexit Party ALBUM !!, track released October 14, 2018
Peter Cook - Songwriter, Production and all instruments
Rachel Ashley - Backing Vocals

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Hello all, I'm an author, speaker and musician.

I also write protest songs and books about Brexit and some unusual ambient / alternative compositions.

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